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• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle] Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa] > from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper] I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down.
  [not to mention Daniel Ortega] And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red, [or is it better red than dead?...
• The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike!
  Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike....
• Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
• estaurants --- I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance....
• The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?
  The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours....
• Where can I buy the Chia-pet computer ??
• Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
  Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....