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• #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
• You know you're on the phone with a redneck when he says.
  .. "Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY, BUBBA!...
• Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!
• Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
• The Art Collector A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.
  He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars....
• WARNING! This computer protected by an ATTACK CAT!
• Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
• Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
• Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'