Kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, Get The Cat Off My Computer!
kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
You know you're on the phone with a redneck when he says.
.. "Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY, BUBBA!...
Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
The Art Collector A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.
He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars....
WARNING! This computer protected by an ATTACK CAT!
Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'