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• Windows isn't a virus; a virus at least does something.
• Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do
  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
• Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.
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• Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses! LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
  RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored....
• New strain of system-trashing virus: WINDOWS
• All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)