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• Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
• Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
• Windows isn't a virus: viruses do something!
• Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses! LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
  RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored....
• New Computer Viruses 1. Ellen Degeneres virus......
  .....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC 2. Monica Lewinsky virus....
• What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
  .. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
• Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do
  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
• Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!
  Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! ****************************************************************** WASHINGTON, D....
• Hi, this is Dave. By getting this message instead of the person you were originally calling you have stumbled into the position of having to come up with some reasonable one-sided interpretation of your original reason forcalling and leave it on an uncaring audio tape which will not preserve your normally functioning wit and power of speech.
  NOW!!!! (beep)...