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• THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ 1. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you.
  .. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid....
• THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY ** At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
  See if they slow down. ** Page yourself over the intercom....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other people crazy.
  .. ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....
• Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into your computer keyboard.
  Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling....
• Lines by women: -- Please may I rest my head on your shoulder?
  -- Do you know how to use this? [a vibrator] -- How about a night of passion in Doncaster?...
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....