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• A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
  He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says to the doctor....
• Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
  They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....
• One fall, a group of gays went duck hunting in Canada.
  After shooting several ducks, a game warden jumped out of the woods and asked the gays for their hunting licenses....
• Q: Why was Liberace buried with his ass sticking out of the ground?
  A: So his friends could drop by for a cold one....
• A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door.
  Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that....
• It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the wa
  he Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine....
• There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
  The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior....
• Nursing Home Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering from Alzheimer's.
  His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer....
• A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical.
  The doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his shorts down....