A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is
persuaded to have a medical exam first.
"Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says
to the doctor.
"O.K.", says the medic, "let me see your sex organs."
So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
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persuaded to have a medical exam first.
"Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says
to the doctor.
"O.K.", says the medic, "let me see your sex organs."
So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
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