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  Doc: "He's showing me his sexual organs....
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• 366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
  A: So she could keep the refriderator cold....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
  A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
• One prank I haven't seen listed yet is the one I used to do at summer camp and the college dorm.
  Take the top off the toilet tank. Inside, there is usually a vertical plastic pipe about 1 inch in diameter....