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• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
• but you know that the police let him slip through their hands.
  .. ... they couldn't lay a finger on him. Did you notice how Dahmer was so cool and collected in the court room?...
• How can you tell the difference between a WASP girl in the grave and a WASP girl in bed?
  The one in the grave is warmer and has her -arms- crossed ......
• How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly? Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
• How can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
• Q: How can you tell who is the WASP at an orgy? A: He is the one busy washing the grapes.
  How did West Virginians get to Ohio before there were bridges?...
• Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip
• A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
  This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
• Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you. Scene - a schoolroom in Italy.
  ...... Teacher: Class, can anyone tell me where the Great Lakes are?...