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• Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
  A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
• Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
• Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
  A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Q: How can you tell when a jewish couple is having sex doggy-style?
  A: He sits up and begs, then she rolls over and plays dead....
• Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a gay bar?
  A: They went outside to exchange blows....
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  Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....