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• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
• How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly? Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
• How can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• How can you tell a male WASP is sexually excited? -- By the stiff upper lip.
• You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave.
• A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
  On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?...