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• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
• How can you tell the difference between a WASP girl in the grave and a WASP girl in bed?
  The one in the grave is warmer and has her -arms- crossed ......
• Q: How can you tell who is the WASP at an orgy? A: He is the one busy washing the grapes.
  How did West Virginians get to Ohio before there were bridges?...
• How can you tell a male WASP is sexually excited? -- By the stiff upper lip.
• How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly? Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Executive Fantasy A rich business executive sees an ad in the Wall Street Journal for the world's fastest and most expensive car, the Tri-Turbo Convertible Fantasy.
  It costs over $1 million. The mogul decides that he must have it, and assigns half a dozen assistants to track the car down for him....
• A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental hospital, he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat.
  He stops his car, looks outside. There is nobody around....
• This reminds me of something a friend of mine did to get even with a landlord that evicted him.
  There was a hole in one of his walls so he put a couple of dead fish in in the hole....