What do you call 1000 black guys jumping out of an airplane with out
parachutes?
A: Asphalt
How many Country Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, the other to write a song about how good
the old light bulb was.
parachutes?
A: Asphalt
How many Country Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, the other to write a song about how good
the old light bulb was.
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