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• What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
• Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard? Spic and Span.
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian? - Oil Of Olay.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....