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• Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
• What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy? A seedless fruit.
• What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.