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• Texas Vs. Australia A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation.
  There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking....
• This Texan goes to Hawaii for vacation. The first place they go is a beach.
  The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty beach, but it aint no big deal....
• Q: What did they do with the dead Texan that was too big to fit in a coffin?
  A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!...
• Q: What's the difference between a Yankee and a Texan?
  A: A Yankee will walk right up to a girl and stick it in, while a Texan will stick it in and walk right up to her ....
• There was a woodpecker from texas went to see his cousin in Alaska.
  His cousin said, "See that tree over there? I have been trying to peck a hole in that tree for five years, no luck....
• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
• Q: Why do baby ducks walk softly? A: Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.
• Q: Why do Valley Girls use two diaphragms? A: "Fur Shur, Fur Shur.
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....