Q: What's The Difference Between A Yankee And A Texan?
Q: What's the difference between a Yankee and a Texan?
A: A Yankee will walk right up to a girl and stick it in, while a Texan will
stick it in and walk right up to her ...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Start your day out right - Hug a Texan!
Why do Texan girls walk bowlegged? Everything's BIG in Texas.
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q: What's the difference between trash and a sorority girl? A: Trash sometimes gets picked up.
Texas Vs. Australia A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking....
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......