Q: Why Do Birds Fly South For The Winter? A: Because It's To Far To Walk.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: Why do baby ducks walk softly? A: Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.
Q: Why do Blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter?
Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
Why are birds poor? Because money doesn't grow on trees.
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.