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  They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box....
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• Did you know that computer sales persons are so full of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried in a shoe box!
• How do you fit 10 dead babies in a shoe box? La Machine!
• Q: How do you brainwash an Italian? A: Give him an enema.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?