There was a woodpecker from texas went to see his cousin in Alaska. His
cousin said, "See that tree over there? I have been trying to peck a
hole in that tree for five years, no luck." So the cousin from Texas
said, "Hey let me try, I might be able to do it." Within seconds he had
an enormous hole drilled in the tree.
A year later the Alaskan wood pecker visited his counsin in texas.
The Texan woodpecker said, "You know, I have this tree over here where
Ihave been trying for 10 years to poke a hole without success." His
Alaskan cousin said, "Let me try, maybe I can doit." He went directly to
the tree and poked a huge hole in the hardwood Texan tree.
The moral of the story is:
The further you're away from home the harder your pecker gets.
cousin said, "See that tree over there? I have been trying to peck a
hole in that tree for five years, no luck." So the cousin from Texas
said, "Hey let me try, I might be able to do it." Within seconds he had
an enormous hole drilled in the tree.
A year later the Alaskan wood pecker visited his counsin in texas.
The Texan woodpecker said, "You know, I have this tree over here where
Ihave been trying for 10 years to poke a hole without success." His
Alaskan cousin said, "Let me try, maybe I can doit." He went directly to
the tree and poked a huge hole in the hardwood Texan tree.
The moral of the story is:
The further you're away from home the harder your pecker gets.
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