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• Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?
  "We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
• What were the first words Adam said to Eve? "Stand back!
  I don't know how big this thing's gonna get....
• How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? Not even God could take a rib from a Black man!
• Eve: "Adam, do you love me?" Adam: "Who else?
• Adam just got finished screwin' Eve for the first time.
  God yells down at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?...
• One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
  Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
• Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family'
• After Adam & Eve left paradise, they raised Cai
• Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets.