Adam just got finished screwin' Eve for the first time. God yells down
at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?"
Adam says "Hey, God...I think this sex deal is great...it's gonna
really catch on. I had a blast."
God says "Glad you like it...by the way, where's Eve?"
Adam says "She's down at the river, douching."
God says "Oh, GREAT. Now how'm I gonna get that smell out of the fish?"
Thankyew. Thankyew. Yer a beautiful audience.
Three flies were sitting on a urinal, then one got pissed off and left.
How does a WASP man find his penis?
He cuts his pubic hairs until one bleeds.
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EXTRA-STRENGTH TYLENOL
JALISCO CHEESE
CALIFORNIA WATERMELON
A RIDE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE
at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?"
Adam says "Hey, God...I think this sex deal is great...it's gonna
really catch on. I had a blast."
God says "Glad you like it...by the way, where's Eve?"
Adam says "She's down at the river, douching."
God says "Oh, GREAT. Now how'm I gonna get that smell out of the fish?"
Thankyew. Thankyew. Yer a beautiful audience.
Three flies were sitting on a urinal, then one got pissed off and left.
How does a WASP man find his penis?
He cuts his pubic hairs until one bleeds.
SOME CURES FOR AIDS:
EXTRA-STRENGTH TYLENOL
JALISCO CHEESE
CALIFORNIA WATERMELON
A RIDE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE
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