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• One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
  Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
• Adam and Eve After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.
  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?...
• Eve: "Adam, do you love me?" Adam: "Who else?
• Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family'
• How do we know that Adam and Eve were Irish? Adam looked down at Eve and said, "Oh, hair" and Eve looked down at Adam and said, "Oh, tool.
• Q: What time of day was Adam born? A: A little before Eve.
• Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of mea
• Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve: 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
  9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote....
• Adam just got finished screwin' Eve for the first time.
  God yells down at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?...