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• Q: How can you be sure that Adam and Eve weren't black?
  A: Did YOU ever try to take a rib from a black man?...
• Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
• How do we know that Adam and Eve were Irish? Adam looked down at Eve and said, "Oh, hair" and Eve looked down at Adam and said, "Oh, tool.
• Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of mea
• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
• Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Three A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.
  The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam....
• Q: When was radio first mentioned in the Bible? A
  When God took a rib from Adam and made a loudpeaker....
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
  What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....