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• Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
  .....
• Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
• Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of pape
• Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
  Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy
• An Arab came to New York and opened a rug shop in an out-of-the-way neighborhood.
  business was non-existent until a matron came in and started to examine his wares....
• I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
• Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to shit out taco sauce.
  When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass away....