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• What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• What's the difference between God and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
• Pilots are just plane people...
• A: What is the difference between Ted Kennedy and the Iraqi elite Republican Guard?
  A: Ted Kennedy killed an American....
• Where do women pilots sit? in the cuntpit.
• 1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .
  . a) be a strong member of the Axis powers b) act as a staging area for activities in the Mediterranean c) get stomped flat by the Allies before Germany did 2) Who fired the last 3 shots into Mussolini's body?...
• Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
  >A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me....
• Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
  A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
• Many* commercial aircraft are stacked up waiting for approach to O'Hare Int'l, ATC has inflicted numerous delays, and some planes are already 1-2 hours late.
  The WX is good, it's just that there is a traffic bottleneck somewhere....