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• Carpenters are just plane folks.
• The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
  The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle....
• People unclear on the concept dept. Just turned off the 10 O'Clock channel 9 news here in LA
  a single engine plane (identified as Aero Commander) went down short of Burbank airport, both people on board survived....
• Q: Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldn't fly ? A: The wrong brothers.
• TOULOUSE, French aviation authorities here admitted to a near-disaster which occured about a month ago aboard an Airbus A320 jetliner.
  The controversial aircraft with its 'fly-by-wire' flight controls has been the subject of intense controversy since its introduction....
• What's the difference between American pilots and Iraqi pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• Where do women pilots sit? in the cuntpit.