How Can You Tell If An Elephant Is Having An Affair With Your Wife?
How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
You will have to wait 22 months.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew 1. If you think your fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down 3....
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant....
How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...