Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased):
First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.
Third Law: You can't break even.
First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.
Third Law: You can't break even.
Related:
- Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics:
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - Laws of Golf:
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was,
the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire... - Beyond Murphy's Law!:
You've heard of Murphy's Law,
Everything that can go wrong will... at the worst possible... - 18 UNNATURAL LAWS
1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN
Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Universal Laws:
"The Law of Volunteering"
If you dance with a grizzly bear,
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If anything can go wrong,
it will...
