If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulder of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
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In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
-- Brian K. Reid
standing on the shoulder of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson
In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
-- Brian K. Reid
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