The Jigsaw Puzzle
John got a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy, who said "I've got a
"What's the matter?" asked John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces
fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asked John
"It's a big rooster," replied Buffy.
All right," said John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he went to
Buffy's house. She thanked him for coming over and led him into her kitchen
to see the jigsaw on the kitchen table.
John looked at the jigsaw then turned to Buffy and said, "Oh, for Pete's
sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."