They're Making A New Movie About Dan Quayle's Military Career.

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They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET"

Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?

Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?

HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!"
CIRCUS MANAGER: "But where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"

HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud!
SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.

HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it.

HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?"
SHE: "No, why?"
HE: "It's just that you look so crummy..."

HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich?"
SHE: "I don't know."
HE: "Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?"

HE: "Do you like cocktails?"
SHE: "Sure, tell me some."

HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?"
SHE: "Well, I guess so"
HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?"
SHE: "What kind of a girl do you think I am?"
HE: "We've already established that, now we're setting price."