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  a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets....
• 3 guys in a boat fishing. a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
  The catholic says to the others "I'm getting hungry and my lunch is on shore"....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• Have you heard that Pee Wee Herman has declined the assistance of legal aid?
  He says that he can get off by himself!...
• There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
  He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy advises him to buy a card for 500 pounds....
• PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
• This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
  And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there....
• After his death, a man found himself in hell being led by a demon to the place where he would stoka a fire throughout eternity.
  As he walked, he noticed a man, whom he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous woman....