Rivals There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the
Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the
Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in South Jerz
to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
other and all cars go flying off in different directions. The squid manages
to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car
and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the ARMY guy
scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. The Air Force guy just
shakes his head and says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this
wreck!"
The NAVY guy walks over to the ARMY and Air Force guys and says, "Hey guys,
I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals." The ARMY guy thinks
for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be
friends."
The Air Force guy says "Let me see what else survived this wreck." So he
pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to the NAVY and Army guys, "I think this is another sign from God
that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship." The
Swabbie says, "You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking
down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly a third of the bottle the Squid
hands it to the ARMY guy and says, "Your turn! The ARMY guy sucks down a
third and hands the bottle back to the Air Force guy.
The Air Force guy puts the cap back on the bottle and says, "I think I'll
wait for the cops to show up."
Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the
Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in South Jerz
to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
other and all cars go flying off in different directions. The squid manages
to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car
and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the ARMY guy
scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. The Air Force guy just
shakes his head and says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this
wreck!"
The NAVY guy walks over to the ARMY and Air Force guys and says, "Hey guys,
I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals." The ARMY guy thinks
for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be
friends."
The Air Force guy says "Let me see what else survived this wreck." So he
pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to the NAVY and Army guys, "I think this is another sign from God
that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship." The
Swabbie says, "You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking
down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly a third of the bottle the Squid
hands it to the ARMY guy and says, "Your turn! The ARMY guy sucks down a
third and hands the bottle back to the Air Force guy.
The Air Force guy puts the cap back on the bottle and says, "I think I'll
wait for the cops to show up."
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