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• Paranoia runs deep..into our lives it doe
• We are the people our parents warned us about.
• A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time, saying "MOTHER".
  With excitement, the father exclaims "Did you hear that honey? Our son just said half a word!"....
• We've tried to stick by our resolution not to comment on football until it's football weather.
  But by then the pro season would be half over....
• I wonder what our children will look like.
• Our children have four legs and bark.
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
• I have a huge house," he replied. "There is enough room in it for our children and our grandchildren.
  We can be happy there till we die....