The Physicists' Bill of Rights
We hold these postulates to be intuitively obviou hat all
physicists are born equal, to a first approximation, and are endowed
by their creator with certain discrete privileges, among them a mean
rest life, n degrees of freedom, and the following rights which are
invariant under all linear transformatio...
Foot-And-Mouth Believed To Be First Virus Unable To Spread
Through Microsoft Outlook
Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) ñ Scientists at the Centers for Disease
Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that
foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email
application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to
propagate a major virus....
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