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• Fake it till you make it.
• Till there were you..........
• This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator.
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• How many real men does it take to cross a river? 5000.
  4999 to build a suspension bridge and 1 to drive a tractor trailer across....
• Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
• Yrneh Etac VII - File exists --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy....
• Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
  He ate three before they got him out ......
• IF TAGLINE = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief)