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• Fake it till you make it.
• Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.
• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
• Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
• Q: Is this a party school ? A: Are you kidding ? They don't have tuition - just a cover charge and a 2000 drink minimum !
  Q] Why didnt Pee Wee wait till he got home before jerking off at that movie in Sarasota ?...
• If it ain't broke fix it till it is.
• A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck.
  Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around....