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• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• You're never a loser until you quit trying.
• Klipstein's Law: You never find a lost article until you replace it.
• A Bloody Nose" A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
  Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it....
• The rivers are full of crocodile nastie
• How many real men does it take to cross a river? 5000.
  4999 to build a suspension bridge and 1 to drive a tractor trailer across....