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• Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• How many men does it take to clean a toilet? None, it's women's work!
• Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
  Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay?...
• Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Union Stage hands does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" Four men, four hours.
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
• Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....