You're Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom ... 1. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either....
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon....
What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween, your mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Confucius say "Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts".
Ways to Commemorate the 20th Anniversary of Elvis Presley's Death 15> Have the King exhumed, breaded, deep-fried & reburied.
14> For crying out loud, he's NOT DEAD! How many 7-11 sightings does it take to CONVINCE you people?...
What's the difference between an elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth....