I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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- Dilbert's Words of Wisdom ...
1. I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good... - I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't... - However, the most effective one I have had so far can be used only one day
per year:
"This is David. I'm not using the phone over Yom Kippur... - Heavenly Entrance Exam
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself... - Tidbits"
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be
happier than others.
I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words... - You Might Be In Education If...
* You can converse in middle schoolease.
* Your last nerve is a distant memory... * Every... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - Great sayings
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing... - Tis the Season - Swimsuit Time
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation
known as buying a bathing costume.
When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing costume...
