* You worry about getting sued for self-esteem violiations.
* You believe the staff room should be equipped with Valium salt licks.
* You stand on your front porch instructing the neighbor children to "Walk!"
* Junior Highers make you feel old but you could not be paid to be that age
again...
* You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to only work 8 -
3 and have your summers free."
* You refer to adults as "boys and girls"
* You encourage your husband by telling him he is a "good helper"
* You believe chocolate is a major food group.
* You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
* You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
* You believe that unspeakble evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy,the
kids are sure mellow today."
* When you are out in public you snap your fingers at children who are
misbehaving.
* You give your husband "the look" when he "misbehaves."
* You have no life from August through June.
* Putting all "A"s on the report card would be so much easier.
* You think people should be required to get a government permit before
being allowed to reproduce, earned by having worked in a middle school for 5
years.
* You encourage a parent to check into home schooling.
* You can't have children of your own because there isn't a name you can
hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
* You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
* You think that caffeine should be available in I V form.
* Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid
like that?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
