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  I excluded just a few that I thought weren't very funny....
• Why do roaches like to live in other people's homes? Because they don't have to pay rent.
• IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A fellow named Wright had been charged with murder and was on trial for his life.
  A couple who knew him well had sat through the whole trial, and when the case finally went to the jury, they decided to go home to wait for the verdict....