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• Carpenter's Joke Did you hear about the house that the two lesbians built?
  Not a single stud was used. It was all tounge and groove....
• Did you hear the one about the two lesbians who were building a house together?
  There were no studs in the house at all...just tongue and groove!...
• Q: Did you hear about the new edition of Playboy for married men?
  A: It has the same centerfold every month....
• Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
  -- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
• Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....
• Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably....
• Little Red Riding Hood is riding through the woods to see her grandmother.
  As she enters the woods a birds lands on her shoulder and exclaims "Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, please don't go any further....
• Did you hear that Saddam Hussein was meeting with Little Miss Muffet They we both talking about how the Kurds were getting in the way!