Related:

• Fly the Friendly Skies An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny
  and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
• Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
  ... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!...
• 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
  free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Useful Work Phrases: ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  ** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist....
• ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....