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Quip Snips
- I don't look at those kind of pictures," Mr. Reagan says of the 8ptnthouse"
Miss America issue.
Apparently he doesn't consider this a privates sector...
- Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh,
we bet she's just
saying that so we'll pay attention...
- We're still waiting for a pro athlete to say the biggest
thrill of his career
was the first time an interviewer...
- Scientists think a shower of comets could destroy mankind in about 15 million
years.
No help. That's 14,999,967 years AFTER our mortgage...
- The world would be less contentious if we gave others
the same slack in all
matters that we give ourselves...
- Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream
without being all wet...
- If you still have a few holiday fruitcakes hanging around,
here's a good
suggestion: They make great bookends...
- In case you're doing some early Christmas shopping and have a member of the
National Rifle Association on your list,
here's an idea: A cartridge in a pear
tree...
- Another tip for voters as the election approaches: Don't vote for any
candidate who,
when he came to your door to campaign, set off your...
- We're still waiting for the first truly honest political billboard that will
say,
in small type: "Paid for by the special interest groups...
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