Related:

• A state primary election is coming up in our area and we've decided not to vote for any candidate who knocks on our door or calls while we're watching the Olympics.
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• SEX AND POLITICS IN THE HOUSE OF NEPTUNE >From troubled waters tropical, there comes a twice-told tale of Candidate who sealed his fate by hoisting leeward sail.
  The Monkey Business, U.S.S., embarked for southern sea with Presidential hopeful and the ghost of Kopechne....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• How to Mess up a Job Interview Personnel executives of 100 major corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants.
  1. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application....
• The Burglar... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
  He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
• We had a primary here a few weeks ago. Herbert Connolly, a candidate for reelection to the Governor's Council (a largely ceremonial body dating from the 1600s) lost by one vote, to Robert B.
  ("No relation") Kennedy, 14,716 to 14,715. Now it turns out that Connolly was so busy campainging that he neglected to go and vote for himself....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....