- Democrats are pinning their presidential hopes on massive voter registration
drives.
That, and possibly divine intervention... - We have a new Miss America, though she'll get to serve barely a month.
Uh, let us rephrase that..... - You'd think the least "Penthouse" magazine could do
is donate profits from its September issue to the... - Our minister, Pastor Deluge,
says it would be better if there were at least equal... - How long do you suppose it will be before the Miss
America pageant asks Bob Guccione to be a judge... - We admit we looked at the nude photos of Miss America.
In fact, to reach the proper level of disgust we had... - Mexico City, with 16 million people already, is expected to double by the turn
of the century.
In the commodities market this may be the time to get... - ABC may have a bigger Olympic audience than expected.
Fans in the stands may watch on portable sets instead... - Researchers studying moon rock disagree on whether the moon once was a part of
Earth.
Must be they've found no beer can fossils... - The Soviets say they have the first woman to walk in space,
Svetlana Savitskaya. Apparently they didn't see Gerry...
