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  ** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
• We have a new Miss America, though she'll get to serve barely a month.
  Uh, let us rephrase that......
• We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!
• In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign speeches.
  Of particular interest was George Bush's famous "Read my lips, No New Taxes" speech....
• We are all pretty upset, of course, about the fact that so few of America's allies go along with President Reagan's ban on business deals with the Libyans.
  West Germany is the biggest disappointment, but then the Germans have always had a weakness for insane dictators....
• Consequences: We pay them or we suffer them
• The Benefits of Being Female ** We got off the Titanic first.
  ** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
• Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
  1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
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